what not to say

What not to say to a girl that you're trying to pick up/hook up with:

"I had a really erotic dream about my coworker last night."
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"How are you? I just got out of a 7 year relationship yesterday."
"You're cute, do you have a hot mom?"
"Hi, nice to meet you. You're cute. I'm sorry I'm really wasted right now."
"Can I buy you a drink? I'm going to have a cosmo/sex on the beach/Malibu bay breeze."
"When I was in college I experimented with a man."
...Ok back to work for me.