According to that Harold Camping fellow this Saturday, May 21st is Judgment Day! The end. That's kind of soon.
I mean people have calculated the date of the apocalypse in the past, but this time it's for realsies.
Since the world is ending it got me to thinking: there are so many things I'd like to do before I die this Saturday. So many things I haven't done. I'm 25!
In case you haven't noticed, I like lists. They are the perfect tool for the organization of thoughts. Especially blog thoughts.
Things To Do Before The End of The World:
- go sky diving (cliché but I don't care)
- make a quilt out of meaningful pieces of fabric
- make a music video with my friends
- go to spain and see the running of the bulls
- learn to play guitar
- cook something that tastes delicious and is not a fail
- go to an eagles game
- learn how to surf
- compete in a roller derby bout
- grow a huge garden in a huge greenhouse
- become a nurse
- be someone's maid of honor and give a really comedic yet heartfelt speech at the wedding reception
- go snowboarding
- own a horse and learn how to ride him
- go scuba diving in the great barrier reef
- go skinny dipping at night in a beautiful place
- learn to speak another language fluently
- be a contestant on Ninja Warrior
- get a keratin hair treatment
- make my own beer
- brush my teeth
I don't think I can accomplish all of these things before Saturday. And unfortunately I'll be waiting tables at Misconduct Tavern on judgment day. I think this is a pretty good excuse to call out.
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Sunday, May 29, 2011 10:37:00 AM
1) You can be my maid of honor...I expect waterworks!
2) You've never been to an Eagles game? Even I've been to several.
3) Apparently we speak Philly English and according to people that's different from normal English so there goes your fluency.
4) Spain this summer? Do they do running of the bulls yearround? haha
5) If it makes you feel any better, I was working at the dog store when the apocalypse was suppose to happen
Sunday, May 29, 2011 2:36:00 PM
Hahaha, yes it does make me feel a lot better, what are you doing there I thought you hated that awful place....And Philly English does not count as another language. I can't be your maid of honor, you have sisters for that dummy, but thank you. I probably can't go to spain this summer because I will be in some chemistry class that will be consuming my life!
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